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Kris goes to the desert. He opens the chest and finds a woman (Cindy) inside it. Obviously terrified, Kris drags the chest as far away as possible, then runs into the arms of the first man he can find (Pat Monahan of Train). They lie down together on a bed. There is gay sex. When Kris wakes up, Pat is gone. Kris searches for him in a maze of chandeliers. Distraught, Kris jumps on top of a piano and falls off.